Thursday, 9 March 2017

2017 WAEC TIME TABLE

20172018 Waec Timetable (Complete) Monday, 20th February to Tuesday, 21st March, 2017 Basketry 3 (Project Work)* Ceramics 3 (Project Work)* Graphic Design 3 (Project Work)* Jewellery 3 (Project Work)* Leatherwork 3 (Project Work)* Picture Making 3 (Project Work)* awajis.com Sculpture 3 (Project Work)* Textiles 3 (Project Work)* Date and time for each paper will be arranged by the Council ———————— Friday, 10th March 2017 Foods and Nutrition 3 (Practical) Planning Session - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs Home Management 3 (Practical) Planning Session - 11.00 hrs. – 12.00 hrs. ———————— Monday, 13th March to Thursday, 13th April, 2017 Arabic 3 (Oral) French 3 (Oral) Physical Education 3 (Performance Test) Clothing and Textiles 3 (Practical) Foods and Nutrition 3 (Practical) Home Management 3 (Practical) Music 3B (Performance Test) Date and time will be announced later. ———————— Thursday, 23rd March, 2017 Health Science 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.45 hrs. Health Education 3 (Alternative to Practical Work)** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.45 hrs. Woodwork 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Woodwork 3 (Practical) - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Fisheries (Alternative A) 2 (Essay)* - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative A) 1 (Objective)* - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative B) 2 (Essay)** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative B) 1 (Objective)** - 15.00 hrs. – 15.40 hrs. ———————— Friday, 24th March, 2017 Arabic 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Arabic 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Further Mathematics/Mathematics (Elective) 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Further Mathematics/Mathematics (Elective) 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ————————

Monday, 27th March, 2017 Painting and Decorating 3 (Practical)** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Painting and Decorating 3 (Practical)** - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Electronics 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Electronics 1 (Objective) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Basic Electronics 2 (Essay)** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Basic Electronics 1 (Objective) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 28th March, 2017 Electronics 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Electronics 3 (Practical) - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Basic Electronics 3 (Practical)** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Basic Electronics 3 (Practical)** - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Foods and Nutrition 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Foods and Nutrition 1 (Objective) - 09.45 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Home Management 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Home Management 1 (Objective) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 29th March, 2017 History 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. History 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Metalwork 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Metalwork 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Principles of Cost Accounting 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Principles of Cost Accounting 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 30th March, 2017 Stenography 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.10 hrs. Stenography 1 (Objective) ** - 09.10 hrs. – 09.50 hrs. Science (Core) 2 (Essay) *** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Science (Core) 1 (Objective) *** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Integrated Science 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Integrated Science 1 (Objective) * - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Science (Core) 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) *** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Integrated Science 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Auto Electrical Works 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Auto Electrical Works 1 (Objective) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Air-conditioning and Refrigeration 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Air-conditioning and Refrigeration 1 (Objective) ** - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs.

Auto Body Repairs and Spray Painting 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Auto Body Repairs and Spray Painting 1 (Objective) ** - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. ———————— Friday 31st March, 2017 English Language 3 (Oral) */*** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.15 hrs. (1st Set) English Language 3 (Oral) */*** - 09.40 hrs. – 10.25 hrs. (2nd Set) Stenography 3 (Shorthand & Word Processing) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.08 hrs. Furniture Making 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Furniture Making 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. Automobile Parts Mechandising 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Automobile Parts Mechandising 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Data Processing 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Data Processing 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Painting and Decorating 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Painting and Decorating 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. ———————— Monday 3rd April, 2017 Social Studies 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Hausa 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Hausa 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Igbo 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Igbo 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Yoruba 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Yoruba 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Edo 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Edo 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Efik 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Efik 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Ibibio 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Ibibio 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Engineering Science 2 (Essay) *** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.15 hrs. Engineering Science 1 (Objective) *** - 10.15 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Social Studies 1 (Objective) * - 13.00 hrs. – 13.50 hrs. Civic Education 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Civic Education 1 (Objective) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 4th April, 2017 Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. (1st Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 11.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. (2nd Set)

Physics 3 Alternative D (Alternative to Practical Work) **** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. ———————— Waec Result Page - www.waecdirect.org Wednesday, 5th April, 2017 Literature-In-English 2 (Prose) - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Literature-In-English 1 (Objective) - 09.45 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 3 (Practical) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 3 (Practical) * - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Carpentry and Joinery 3 (Practical) ** - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (1st Set) Carpentry and Joinery 3 (Practical) ** - 13.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. (2nd Set) Upholstery 3 (Practical) ** - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (1st Set) Upholstery 3 (Practical) ** - 13.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. (2nd Set) Geography 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Geography 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Picture Making 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Picture Making 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 15.50 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 6th April, 2017 Shorthand - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. (1st Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 11.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. (2nd Set) Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 3 (Practical) * - 11.30 hrs. – 13.30 hrs. (1st Set) Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 3 (Practical) * - 14.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. (2nd Set) ———————— Friday, 7th April, 2017 Health Science 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Health Science 1 (Objective) - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Health Education 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Health Education 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Plumbing and Pipe Fitting 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Plumbing and Pipe Fitting 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Printing Craft Practice 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Printing Craft Practice 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Radio, Television and Electronic Works 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Radio, Television and Electronic Works 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.15 hrs.

Welding and Fabrication Engineering Craft Practice 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Welding and Fabrication Engineering Craft Practice 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Music 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Music 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Visual Art 2 (Essay) - 14.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Visual Art 1 (Objective) - 16.00 hrs. – 16.50 hrs. ———————— Monday, 10th April, 2017 Physics 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Physics 1 (Objectives) - 10.00 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. Geography 3 (Practical and Physical Geography) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.50 hrs. Forestry 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Forestry 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 11th April, 2017 Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Chemistry 3 (Alternative D) (Alternative to Practical Work) **** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Auto Mechanics 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Auto Mechanics 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 12th April, 2017 Government 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Government 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Computer Studies 2 (Essay) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Computer Studies 1 (Objective) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 13th April, 2017 English Language 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. English Language 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. English Language 3 (Test of Orals) ** / **** - 14.00 hrs. – 14.45 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 18th April, 2017 Christian Religious Studies 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Christian Religious Studies 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Islamic Studies 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs.

Islamic Studies 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. West African Traditional Religion 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.40 hrs. West African Traditional Religion 1 (Objective) * - 10.40 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Chemistry 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Chemistry 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 19th April, 2017 Financial Accounting 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Financial Accounting 1 (Objective) - 11.00 hrs. – 12.00 hrs. Biology 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.40 hrs. Biology 1 (Objective) - 14.40 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 20th April, 2017 Agricultural Science 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. (1st Set) Agricultural Science 3 (Practical) - 10.30 hrs. – 12.00 hrs. (2nd Set) General Agriculture 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) General Agriculture 3 (Practical) - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Textiles 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Textiles 1 (Objective) * - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Metalwork 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.40 hrs. (1st Set) Metalwork 3 (Practical) - 12.00 hrs. – 15.10 hrs. (2nd Set) ———————— Friday, 21st April, 2017 General Mathematics/Mathematics (Core) 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. General Mathematics/Mathematics (Core) 1 (Objective) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. ———————— Monday, 24th April, 2017 Economics 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Economics 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Building Construction 3 (Building Drawing and Essay) - 14.00 hrs. – 16.30 hrs. Clothing and Textiles 2 (Essay) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Clothing and Textiles 1 (Objective) - 15.30 hrs. – 16.30 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 25th April, 2017 Block Laying, Bricklaying and Concrete Works 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Block Laying, Bricklaying and Concrete Works 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.15 hrs. Bookkeeping 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Bookkeeping 1 (Objectives) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Store Keeping 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs.

Store Keeping 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Tourism 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.20 hrs. Tourism 1 (Objective) ** - 10.20 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Mining 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.35 hrs. Mining 1 (Objective) ** - 10.35 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Visual Art 3B (Creative Design) - 13.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 26th April, 2017 Biology 3 (Practical (Alternative A) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Biology 3 (Alternative B) (Alternative to Practical Work) **** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Biology 3 (Practical (Alternative A) - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Literature-In-English 3 (Drama & Poetry) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Thursday, 27th April, 2017 Computer Studies 3 (Practical) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Computer Studies 3 (Practical) ** - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative C) * - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. (1st Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative C) * - 11.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. (2nd Set) Upholstery 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Upholstery 1 (Objective) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Garment Making 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 13.40 hrs. Garment Making 1 (Objective) ** - 13.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. Garment Making 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 15.45 hrs. ———————— Friday, 28th April, 2017 Agricultural Science 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.40 hrs. Agricultural Science 1 (Objective) - 10.40 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. General Agriculture 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. General Agriculture 1 (Objective) * - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. General Knowledge in Art 3A (Drawing and Painting) * - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Applied Electricity 2 (Essay) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Applied Electricity 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Basic Electricity 2 (Essay) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Basic Electricity 1 (Objective) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ————————

Tuesday, 2nd May, 2017 Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative C) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative C) * - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Office Practice 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.10 hrs. Office Practice 1 (Objective) ** - 15.10 hrs. – 16.10 hrs. Woodwork 2 (Essay and Design) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.20 hrs. Woodwork 1 (Objective) - 15.20 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 3rd May, 2017 Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 1 (Objective) * - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Animal Husbandry (Alternative B) 3 (Practical) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. (1st Set) Animal Husbandry (Alternative B) 3 (Practical) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 12.00 hrs. (2nd Set) General Knowledge in Art 3B (Lettering and Design) * - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Machine Woodworking 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Machine Woodworking 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Carpentry and Joinery 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Carpentry and Joinery 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. General Knowledge in Art 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. General Knowledge in Art 1 (Objective) * - 14.30 hrs. – 15.20 hrs. Commerce 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Commerce 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 15.50 hrs. Building and Construction 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Building and Construction 1 (Objective) - 14.00 hrs. – 14.45 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 4th May, 2017 Typewriting - 08.30 hrs. – 11.10 hrs. (1st Set) Typewriting - 11.30 hrs. – 14.10 hrs. (2nd Set) Animal Husbandry (Alternative A) 3 (Practical) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Animal Husbandry (Alternative A) 3 (Practical) * - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Forestry (Alternative A) 3 (Practical) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Forestry (Alternative A) 3 (Practical) * - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Basketry 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Basketry 1 (Objective) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Ceramics 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Ceramics 1 (Objective) * - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

12 Kinds of Pastors

*12 KINDS OF PASTOR

I have come to discover 12 kinds of Pastors that are visible in the Church today. *Though not all,* but these twelve represent majority of Pastors leading Churches today. I hope you can find *who you are* among these twelve descriptions.

*1. BUSINESSMEN PASTORS* (1 Timothy 6:35; Isaiah 56:10,11; 2:14).

*Description:* They are businessmen and women who see the ministry as *avenue to make money.* They function as the Chief Executive Officers of their Churches. The Church is run with business principles. Their major emphasis is *money, finance, prosperity and how to make it.* They are in absolute control of everything.

*Basic Motive:* Gain and profit. Their programmes are targeted at *how much money is realized.* They are using God’s name, the Church and the Bible to make money and enrich themselves.

*Demerits:* No heaven-mindedness, disciples and godliness. *They breed Christians who are greedy of gain, profit-oriented, thieves and crooks. They engage in lying, fantastic promises and spurious prophesies.* They apportion *Church position* to the highest bidder.

*Way Out:* True repentance, freedom from financial lucre and restoration of balanced truth to the church. Business Pastors have brought *much bad image* to the Church.

*2. FUNKY PASTOR* (2 Timothy 4:3, 4; Jeremiah 6:13)

*Description:* Worldly, carnal, ungodly Pastors *who watered down the gospel to please people.* They dress anyhow and they allow anything in the Church. They are immoral and sex-maniac who take advantage of people. Their messages are the *Church liberty, ministry on the broadways, easy way to heaven* and making you somebody in life.

*Basic Motives:* Keep the people happy. Don’t offend them by telling them the truth. They exert influence and power over people *in order to get their money.* Youth and  young people enjoy these kinds of Pastors.

*Demerits:* No mention of sin, evil, hell or righteousness.  *Their focus is miracle, blessing and  breakthroughs.* Secular talk shows are allowed. Immorality, extra-marital affairs and pre-marital sex are overlooked all in the belief that God is a loving God. Funky pastors have brought much shame to the Pastoral ministry and their name.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance and restitution, or else…

*3. VOCATIONAL PASTORS* (Ezekiel 34:2, 3)

*Description:* They are in the ministry, *not as a result of God’s call, but by the call of men.* They see pastoring as a hobby. They love the honour and respect being given to Pastors. *Tribal sentiments, ethnic bias, connection to authority, wealth, status and oratory power* are what was used to make them Pastors. Educational qualifications and greasing of palms also figure here.

*Basic Motive:* To rule over others and to be seen and respected by them. No vision, purpose and  commission from the Lord. They therefore lord themselves over the people, *using threats and  position to oppress those who are genuinely called.*

*Demerits:* They are not concerned with anyone or the Church once their position is secured. They lead Church backward through *secular management systems.* They don’t train, develop or empower  anyone. The Church is always malnourished and spiritually weak under such Pastors. Their ministrations are always devoid of God’s power and their sermons always make people sick. *Vocational or honorary Pastors have caused much havoc for the Church today.*

*Way Out:* Seek the face of God as to His plan for your life, resignation and functioning where God wants you.

*4. YESTERDAY’S PASTORS*

*Description:* They are called by the Lord, but *they are not in tune with the moves of God today.* They are holy, godly and righteous  but they are trapped in *yesterday’s ways* because they are ultra-conservative. Old tradition, dogma and doctrinal correctness is their forte. They spend only on their *one gift* to lead the Church, they detest learning and change.

*Basic Motive:* To survive and bring back old time religion. They are therefore prejudiced against growth, change and new strategies. They are good in hymnals, bell-ringing and order of service that has become routine and lifeless  today. Their relational skills are weak and very low.

*Demerits:* Lack of vision, purpose and direction in the Church. The work is backward; they are confused because changes that have occurred have left them behind. They therefore experience crisis, breakaway, stagnation and  backdoor losses.They do everything in the Church because they don’t trust anybody. They are skeptic of people and change. Pastors of yesterday usually don’t know the new moves of God for today; because they are too busy looking at yesterday.

*Way Out:* Change, personal growth, disabused mindset and new focus of the move of God today.

*5. POLITICAL PASTORS* (Jeremiah 10:21; Jeremiah 23:11; Micah 3:11)

*Description:* They were once Servants of the Lord, but are now backslidded. *They no longer have time to preach, pray, nourish people and prepare them for heaven.* All their time is taken up with meetings upon meetings. They have become servants of the people. Bad friends, economic hardship  and strange teachings have changed them.

*Basic Motive:* To make it, *either by force or by fire.* They therefore engage in Church politics. They become cunning, crafty, arm-twisting and they can speak from both sides of the mouth. Their strategic closeness to Church authority make them to determine the transfer, promotion, discipline  and suspension of other Pastors that are many times better than them. Character assassination is their modus–operandi.

*Demerits:* Their Churches always suffer because they are not always around due to frequent meetings. *They are spiritually dry, unable to get fresh insight from God* and the Church suffers spiritually. They get involve in scandals which they use for their *political manouvering* to cover up. Political Pastors needs to return back to the Lord, or else…

*Way Out:* Remember where you have fallen, repent and return back to the Lord. Stop Church politics and concentrate on the primary job of pastoring, leading, nourishing andpreparing people for heaven.

*6. OCCULTIC PASTORS* (Revelation 2:20,24: Revelation 3:9)

*Description:* These are the people who have no business being in the ministry, but they are there all the same. *Some are former occult practitioners* who claim to be born-again, while *others are herbalists and magicians* who decide to hood-wink people by modernizing as Pastors. They live double lives. They appear to eat at the Lord’s table but also deal with the devil in secret. They use means and demonic power to perform spurious miracles.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is gain, power and control over people. They therefore use candles, coconut, incense, salt, kolanut, sponge, soaps, special baths and native roots as “prayer support.” They engage in fake vision, false prophecy and spurious miracles. They read the sixth and seventh books of Moses. They are usually polygamous  and womanizers.

*Demerits:* Using other means to ‘Jazz’ up the work so that crowds can come; people under bondage and oppression; making people sure children of hell; immorality thrives; witchcraft and calamities in Churches; people dying and losing their destiny in such Churches. Oppressive air of bondage will be thick. No form of godly spirituality among the people. *Occultic Pastors will always be exposed by their traits and they will lose their ministries sooner or later.*

*Way Out:* True repentance and knowing the Lord afresh, turning away from synagogue of Satan.

*7. SHALLOW PASTORS* (Zephaniah 3:4)

*Description:* These are proud, garrulous, self-centered and self-willed Pastors. They are islands; too busy to attend conferences or seminars or listen to anybody’s tape. They believe that everyone should learn from them but they cannot learn from others. Their anointing has grown to the extent that they don’t need to read the Bible everyday, have time of prayer and fast unto the Lord.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is to succeed in ministry financially, materially and  socially. They therefore spend Church money to buy *expensive shoes, clothing, cars and properties.* They have nothing to really give to people spiritually. *They thrive on stories, noise, demonstrations, pushing people and mimicked styles and  prophecies.* Their sermon dwell on their worth, wealth and fame.

*Demerits:* People are fed half truths, lies, motivational talks. They are always on the move, have nothing really to share and give to the people. The people are therefore largely unsaved, canal, sinful, ungodly and religious. They therefore move away to where the grass is green and the water is still. Shallow Pastors will always lose serious Christians to other Churches.

*Way Out:* Return to the Lord, load yourself and prepare to feed people with balanced diet of the Word.

*8. MINISTRY PASTORS*

*Description:* These are ministry-focused Pastors. *They are committed to and consumed by the work of the ministry.* In their order of priorities, ministry is number one and everything else takes secondary position. *These Pastors neglect their families, children and personal lives* in the name of doing ministry. Their children are wayward, bitter, uncatered for, angry and unconverted. Their wives are miserable, frustrated, neglected; feel cheated and lonely.

*Basic Motives:* To fulfill their ministry irrespective of anything or anybody. Their desire is to prove themselves and the readiness to neglect everything for the ministry. *They move from crusade to  revivals, from prayer mountains to special seminars.* They are too spiritual to play, pray, enjoy and relax with their wives, children and family,  because sinners are perishing. They are always in a hurry.

*Demerits:* They experience divorce, have wayward children, unsettled homes and unfulfilled ministry. Their wives become demonized or engage in extra–marital affairs due to frequent absence and lack of care. *Pastors that give ministry the number one priority above their God, home and personal development will always experience crisis, breakaway and being forsaken by the Lord.* Lack of peace, progress and tranquility, both in the Church and personal lives will always be the outcome of the mistake of putting ministry before God and your family. Ministry Pastors will always experience burn out and frustration in ministry.

*Way Out:* Return back to the Lord. Make your God and family as number one and two, and ministry as number three.

*9. SICK PASTORS* (Revelation 3:14-19)

*Description:*  physically okay but *spiritually sick.* Sick because they don’t know the Lord, they are sinful, ungodly, evil, immoral and wicked. Though they sometimes find themselves leading large congregations, yet, they preach the Jesus they have not met. They only use their spiritual activities to cover their spiritual nakedness.

*Basic Motives:* They don’t know why they are in the ministry. They want to be like the Jones and  Joneses. They are copycats. They struggle with sin, evil and low self-image. They take out their anger, sin and frustration on the people. *They are sick because they lack basic leadership skill.* They are sick because they are not good examples and role model to follow. They are sick because they operate under curse and  disobedience.

*Demerits:* Destroyed lives of people under them; carnal, covetous, stinginess, unforgiving spirit, and readiness to curse and destroy people who dare question their ungodly activities. They usually kill Churches and cause stagnation by making the saints to sin and backslide. Sick Pastors will always produce sick Churches that will find growth very difficult and stagnation very easy.

*Way Out:* Repent, seek the Lord, apologize and do a new work.

*10. WOUNDED PASTORS*

*Description:* They have experienced back-stabbing, disappointment and calamities in ministry. Their work has dealt them a hard blow. Through some mistakes and  ignorance, they have been wounded in ministry. They are therefore bitter, sad, hurting and hateful in the ministry.

*Basic Motive:* Vengeance, retribution and survival. They have been wounded by sin, devil, people, partners, colleagues and  members. Some have lost wives, husbands, children, names, properties and health in the course of doing ministry. Some have deep pain due to betrayal by mentors, leaders, associates and spouses. And the wound is fresh and new.

*Demerits:* Bleeding hearts, hurtful feelings, lack of trust, discouragements, frustration and quitting the ministry. They don’t help anybody in the ministry again and they are always skeptical of people’s intentions. The unforgiveness in their hearts hinder the flow of God’s spirit in them. As long as you don’t allow the Lord to heal you, your Church will always suffer the hangover of your wounded heart.

*Way Out:* Release the past; handover your hurts unto the Lord and march on in faith. Forgive and  forbear.

*11.  TECHNOLOGY PASTORS*

*Description:* They are Pastors on the move, who are always on the fast lane of life. Moving from city to city, nation to nation,  making money at the expense of the souls under them. They spend weeks away from the Church. They junket from place to place in the name of doing ministry while the Church at home is dying and scattering. They monitor by means of audio and video messages of sermons.

*Basic Motive:* Money, pleasure and properties. They use God to better their lot in life. Their living standard is above the income of their Church. They always travel for ministration and business deals. While traveling, they continue to monitor the Church through phone, emails, websites, phone-in-conference. They use these technologies to conduct services on Sunday and at vigils. In some cases, they stay permanently abroad and control the Church from there.

*Demerits:* Their associates are not trusted; they are given responsibilities without authority. The Church goes through turmoil, murmuring and lack of care, nurture and  empowering. Such Pastors lose their Churches, their people and they eventually capitulate to the God of mammon, pleasure and fame. They lose their God and their ministry. *God usually replace them with capable people* who have a heart for things of eternal value.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance, restoration and rediscovering the basic purpose of ministry.

*12.  GROWING PASTORS*

*Description:* Very few, but these are Pastors after God’s heart. They are called and commissioned by the Lord. They pursue a god-given vision.They display high integrity, character, godliness and a heart for things of eternal value. They are not perfect, but growing everyday. They are balanced, learning,  open to change and full of the Holy Spirit.

*Basic Motive:* They desire to make impact for God. They want to see lives, families, nations and cities transformed for the Lord. They have no personal empire to build; rather they want to extend the frontiers of God’s kingdom throughout the whole world. They see ministry as opportunity to serve, help and empower others. They de-emphasize money, gain and pleasure.

*Strengths:* They  invest in people; sharpen their  leadership skills; maintain good relational skills; work over their weaknesses, build godly character; empower, equip and enable others to rise up to their highest potentials. They are not threatened by the gift of others. They speak the truth with grace and seek to disciple everyone for the Lord. They ensure that the Church is built on the truth, undiluted and balanced Word of God. They Pastor growing Churches where the people are genuine Christians that continually grow in the things of the Lord. They raise leaders and equip them to carry on the work of God.

*Results:* Good, great and growing Churches that will go on to affect things positively for God.

*CONCLUSION*

From these descriptions of twelve kinds of pastors, you can see that *only one* can really lead the Church to true and sustainable growth. This is the reason why majority of our Churches are sick, stagnant, crisis–ridden and are dying today because they are being pastored by the wrong kind of pastors.

*Where are you? You can repent and change today to be a growing Pastor in all ramifications so as to lead the Church into the future.

Thank you.
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*12 KINDS OF PASTOR

I have come to discover 12 kinds of Pastors that are visible in the Church today. *Though not all,* but these twelve represent majority of Pastors leading Churches today. I hope you can find *who you are* among these twelve descriptions.

*1. BUSINESSMEN PASTORS* (1 Timothy 6:35; Isaiah 56:10,11; 2:14).

*Description:* They are businessmen and women who see the ministry as *avenue to make money.* They function as the Chief Executive Officers of their Churches. The Church is run with business principles. Their major emphasis is *money, finance, prosperity and how to make it.* They are in absolute control of everything.

*Basic Motive:* Gain and profit. Their programmes are targeted at *how much money is realized.* They are using God’s name, the Church and the Bible to make money and enrich themselves.

*Demerits:* No heaven-mindedness, disciples and godliness. *They breed Christians who are greedy of gain, profit-oriented, thieves and crooks. They engage in lying, fantastic promises and spurious prophesies.* They apportion *Church position* to the highest bidder.

*Way Out:* True repentance, freedom from financial lucre and restoration of balanced truth to the church. Business Pastors have brought *much bad image* to the Church.

*2. FUNKY PASTOR* (2 Timothy 4:3, 4; Jeremiah 6:13)

*Description:* Worldly, carnal, ungodly Pastors *who watered down the gospel to please people.* They dress anyhow and they allow anything in the Church. They are immoral and sex-maniac who take advantage of people. Their messages are the *Church liberty, ministry on the broadways, easy way to heaven* and making you somebody in life.

*Basic Motives:* Keep the people happy. Don’t offend them by telling them the truth. They exert influence and power over people *in order to get their money.* Youth and  young people enjoy these kinds of Pastors.

*Demerits:* No mention of sin, evil, hell or righteousness.  *Their focus is miracle, blessing and  breakthroughs.* Secular talk shows are allowed. Immorality, extra-marital affairs and pre-marital sex are overlooked all in the belief that God is a loving God. Funky pastors have brought much shame to the Pastoral ministry and their name.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance and restitution, or else…

*3. VOCATIONAL PASTORS* (Ezekiel 34:2, 3)

*Description:* They are in the ministry, *not as a result of God’s call, but by the call of men.* They see pastoring as a hobby. They love the honour and respect being given to Pastors. *Tribal sentiments, ethnic bias, connection to authority, wealth, status and oratory power* are what was used to make them Pastors. Educational qualifications and greasing of palms also figure here.

*Basic Motive:* To rule over others and to be seen and respected by them. No vision, purpose and  commission from the Lord. They therefore lord themselves over the people, *using threats and  position to oppress those who are genuinely called.*

*Demerits:* They are not concerned with anyone or the Church once their position is secured. They lead Church backward through *secular management systems.* They don’t train, develop or empower  anyone. The Church is always malnourished and spiritually weak under such Pastors. Their ministrations are always devoid of God’s power and their sermons always make people sick. *Vocational or honorary Pastors have caused much havoc for the Church today.*

*Way Out:* Seek the face of God as to His plan for your life, resignation and functioning where God wants you.

*4. YESTERDAY’S PASTORS*

*Description:* They are called by the Lord, but *they are not in tune with the moves of God today.* They are holy, godly and righteous  but they are trapped in *yesterday’s ways* because they are ultra-conservative. Old tradition, dogma and doctrinal correctness is their forte. They spend only on their *one gift* to lead the Church, they detest learning and change.

*Basic Motive:* To survive and bring back old time religion. They are therefore prejudiced against growth, change and new strategies. They are good in hymnals, bell-ringing and order of service that has become routine and lifeless  today. Their relational skills are weak and very low.

*Demerits:* Lack of vision, purpose and direction in the Church. The work is backward; they are confused because changes that have occurred have left them behind. They therefore experience crisis, breakaway, stagnation and  backdoor losses.They do everything in the Church because they don’t trust anybody. They are skeptic of people and change. Pastors of yesterday usually don’t know the new moves of God for today; because they are too busy looking at yesterday.

*Way Out:* Change, personal growth, disabused mindset and new focus of the move of God today.

*5. POLITICAL PASTORS* (Jeremiah 10:21; Jeremiah 23:11; Micah 3:11)

*Description:* They were once Servants of the Lord, but are now backslidded. *They no longer have time to preach, pray, nourish people and prepare them for heaven.* All their time is taken up with meetings upon meetings. They have become servants of the people. Bad friends, economic hardship  and strange teachings have changed them.

*Basic Motive:* To make it, *either by force or by fire.* They therefore engage in Church politics. They become cunning, crafty, arm-twisting and they can speak from both sides of the mouth. Their strategic closeness to Church authority make them to determine the transfer, promotion, discipline  and suspension of other Pastors that are many times better than them. Character assassination is their modus–operandi.

*Demerits:* Their Churches always suffer because they are not always around due to frequent meetings. *They are spiritually dry, unable to get fresh insight from God* and the Church suffers spiritually. They get involve in scandals which they use for their *political manouvering* to cover up. Political Pastors needs to return back to the Lord, or else…

*Way Out:* Remember where you have fallen, repent and return back to the Lord. Stop Church politics and concentrate on the primary job of pastoring, leading, nourishing andpreparing people for heaven.

*6. OCCULTIC PASTORS* (Revelation 2:20,24: Revelation 3:9)

*Description:* These are the people who have no business being in the ministry, but they are there all the same. *Some are former occult practitioners* who claim to be born-again, while *others are herbalists and magicians* who decide to hood-wink people by modernizing as Pastors. They live double lives. They appear to eat at the Lord’s table but also deal with the devil in secret. They use means and demonic power to perform spurious miracles.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is gain, power and control over people. They therefore use candles, coconut, incense, salt, kolanut, sponge, soaps, special baths and native roots as “prayer support.” They engage in fake vision, false prophecy and spurious miracles. They read the sixth and seventh books of Moses. They are usually polygamous  and womanizers.

*Demerits:* Using other means to ‘Jazz’ up the work so that crowds can come; people under bondage and oppression; making people sure children of hell; immorality thrives; witchcraft and calamities in Churches; people dying and losing their destiny in such Churches. Oppressive air of bondage will be thick. No form of godly spirituality among the people. *Occultic Pastors will always be exposed by their traits and they will lose their ministries sooner or later.*

*Way Out:* True repentance and knowing the Lord afresh, turning away from synagogue of Satan.

*7. SHALLOW PASTORS* (Zephaniah 3:4)

*Description:* These are proud, garrulous, self-centered and self-willed Pastors. They are islands; too busy to attend conferences or seminars or listen to anybody’s tape. They believe that everyone should learn from them but they cannot learn from others. Their anointing has grown to the extent that they don’t need to read the Bible everyday, have time of prayer and fast unto the Lord.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is to succeed in ministry financially, materially and  socially. They therefore spend Church money to buy *expensive shoes, clothing, cars and properties.* They have nothing to really give to people spiritually. *They thrive on stories, noise, demonstrations, pushing people and mimicked styles and  prophecies.* Their sermon dwell on their worth, wealth and fame.

*Demerits:* People are fed half truths, lies, motivational talks. They are always on the move, have nothing really to share and give to the people. The people are therefore largely unsaved, canal, sinful, ungodly and religious. They therefore move away to where the grass is green and the water is still. Shallow Pastors will always lose serious Christians to other Churches.

*Way Out:* Return to the Lord, load yourself and prepare to feed people with balanced diet of the Word.

*8. MINISTRY PASTORS*

*Description:* These are ministry-focused Pastors. *They are committed to and consumed by the work of the ministry.* In their order of priorities, ministry is number one and everything else takes secondary position. *These Pastors neglect their families, children and personal lives* in the name of doing ministry. Their children are wayward, bitter, uncatered for, angry and unconverted. Their wives are miserable, frustrated, neglected; feel cheated and lonely.

*Basic Motives:* To fulfill their ministry irrespective of anything or anybody. Their desire is to prove themselves and the readiness to neglect everything for the ministry. *They move from crusade to  revivals, from prayer mountains to special seminars.* They are too spiritual to play, pray, enjoy and relax with their wives, children and family,  because sinners are perishing. They are always in a hurry.

*Demerits:* They experience divorce, have wayward children, unsettled homes and unfulfilled ministry. Their wives become demonized or engage in extra–marital affairs due to frequent absence and lack of care. *Pastors that give ministry the number one priority above their God, home and personal development will always experience crisis, breakaway and being forsaken by the Lord.* Lack of peace, progress and tranquility, both in the Church and personal lives will always be the outcome of the mistake of putting ministry before God and your family. Ministry Pastors will always experience burn out and frustration in ministry.

*Way Out:* Return back to the Lord. Make your God and family as number one and two, and ministry as number three.

*9. SICK PASTORS* (Revelation 3:14-19)

*Description:*  physically okay but *spiritually sick.* Sick because they don’t know the Lord, they are sinful, ungodly, evil, immoral and wicked. Though they sometimes find themselves leading large congregations, yet, they preach the Jesus they have not met. They only use their spiritual activities to cover their spiritual nakedness.

*Basic Motives:* They don’t know why they are in the ministry. They want to be like the Jones and  Joneses. They are copycats. They struggle with sin, evil and low self-image. They take out their anger, sin and frustration on the people. *They are sick because they lack basic leadership skill.* They are sick because they are not good examples and role model to follow. They are sick because they operate under curse and  disobedience.

*Demerits:* Destroyed lives of people under them; carnal, covetous, stinginess, unforgiving spirit, and readiness to curse and destroy people who dare question their ungodly activities. They usually kill Churches and cause stagnation by making the saints to sin and backslide. Sick Pastors will always produce sick Churches that will find growth very difficult and stagnation very easy.

*Way Out:* Repent, seek the Lord, apologize and do a new work.

*10. WOUNDED PASTORS*

*Description:* They have experienced back-stabbing, disappointment and calamities in ministry. Their work has dealt them a hard blow. Through some mistakes and  ignorance, they have been wounded in ministry. They are therefore bitter, sad, hurting and hateful in the ministry.

*Basic Motive:* Vengeance, retribution and survival. They have been wounded by sin, devil, people, partners, colleagues and  members. Some have lost wives, husbands, children, names, properties and health in the course of doing ministry. Some have deep pain due to betrayal by mentors, leaders, associates and spouses. And the wound is fresh and new.

*Demerits:* Bleeding hearts, hurtful feelings, lack of trust, discouragements, frustration and quitting the ministry. They don’t help anybody in the ministry again and they are always skeptical of people’s intentions. The unforgiveness in their hearts hinder the flow of God’s spirit in them. As long as you don’t allow the Lord to heal you, your Church will always suffer the hangover of your wounded heart.

*Way Out:* Release the past; handover your hurts unto the Lord and march on in faith. Forgive and  forbear.

*11.  TECHNOLOGY PASTORS*

*Description:* They are Pastors on the move, who are always on the fast lane of life. Moving from city to city, nation to nation,  making money at the expense of the souls under them. They spend weeks away from the Church. They junket from place to place in the name of doing ministry while the Church at home is dying and scattering. They monitor by means of audio and video messages of sermons.

*Basic Motive:* Money, pleasure and properties. They use God to better their lot in life. Their living standard is above the income of their Church. They always travel for ministration and business deals. While traveling, they continue to monitor the Church through phone, emails, websites, phone-in-conference. They use these technologies to conduct services on Sunday and at vigils. In some cases, they stay permanently abroad and control the Church from there.

*Demerits:* Their associates are not trusted; they are given responsibilities without authority. The Church goes through turmoil, murmuring and lack of care, nurture and  empowering. Such Pastors lose their Churches, their people and they eventually capitulate to the God of mammon, pleasure and fame. They lose their God and their ministry. *God usually replace them with capable people* who have a heart for things of eternal value.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance, restoration and rediscovering the basic purpose of ministry.

*12.  GROWING PASTORS*

*Description:* Very few, but these are Pastors after God’s heart. They are called and commissioned by the Lord. They pursue a god-given vision.They display high integrity, character, godliness and a heart for things of eternal value. They are not perfect, but growing everyday. They are balanced, learning,  open to change and full of the Holy Spirit.

*Basic Motive:* They desire to make impact for God. They want to see lives, families, nations and cities transformed for the Lord. They have no personal empire to build; rather they want to extend the frontiers of God’s kingdom throughout the whole world. They see ministry as opportunity to serve, help and empower others. They de-emphasize money, gain and pleasure.

*Strengths:* They  invest in people; sharpen their  leadership skills; maintain good relational skills; work over their weaknesses, build godly character; empower, equip and enable others to rise up to their highest potentials. They are not threatened by the gift of others. They speak the truth with grace and seek to disciple everyone for the Lord. They ensure that the Church is built on the truth, undiluted and balanced Word of God. They Pastor growing Churches where the people are genuine Christians that continually grow in the things of the Lord. They raise leaders and equip them to carry on the work of God.

*Results:* Good, great and growing Churches that will go on to affect things positively for God.

*CONCLUSION*

From these descriptions of twelve kinds of pastors, you can see that *only one* can really lead the Church to true and sustainable growth. This is the reason why majority of our Churches are sick, stagnant, crisis–ridden and are dying today because they are being pastored by the wrong kind of pastors.

*Where are you?Where is your Pastor ? You can repent and change today to be a growing  end time  Pastor

Thank you.

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Health Matters

Please inform Family Members in Nigeria

VERY IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION. There is a huge volume of imported dangerous recycled cooking oil in circulation now in Nigeria. How to determine if a cooking oil is recycled oil. " place your cooking oil in the fridge for about 2 hours, if there is whitish bubbles or foaming, you know then it is made from recycled oil waste materials. We need to spread the news to our loved ones. The simple test 2: Put a clove of garlic when frying vegetables, if the garlic turns red, that means the toxic level of recycled Oil is very high. Garlic will remain white if the oil is of good quality. Doctors have stressed that if all recipients of this messages forward the same, we will help restore someone's health! Please spread the good news, do not leave the message in the box.

Jesupemi

SALARY!!....

Research had it that the poorest groups of people in the world are Salary earners. They live in a vicious cycle of poverty. Salary is continuously being awaited every month and any slight delay brings about heartbreaking anxiety and disappointment.

Salary alone cannot solve your money problems. You need a Secondary Source of income to balance.

Salary is the MEDICINE for managing POVERTY, it doesn't CURE it. Only your BUSINESS or INVESTMENT Cures Poverty.

The difference between those beggars on the street and salary earners is one month salary. Truncate the flow of their salary for one month and you would realized majority belong to the lower class. 

I therefore urge every one of us to have FINANCIAL EDUCATION  DEVELOP FINANCIAL STRATEGIES ,   be FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT and delve into entrepreneurship because Salary is a lifetime disappointment.
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Salary

SALARY!!....

Research had it that the poorest groups of people in the world are Salary earners. They live in a vicious cycle of poverty. Salary is continuously being awaited every month and any slight delay brings about heartbreaking anxiety and disappointment.

Salary alone cannot solve your money problems. You need a Secondary Source of income to balance.

Salary is the MEDICINE for managing POVERTY, it doesn't CURE it. Only your BUSINESS or INVESTMENT Cures Poverty.

The difference between those beggars on the street and salary earners is one month salary. Truncate the flow of their salary for one month and you would realized majority belong to the lower class. 

I therefore urge every one of us to have FINANCIAL EDUCATION  DEVELOP FINANCIAL STRATEGIES ,   be FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT and delve into entrepreneurship because Salary is a lifetime disappointment.
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Monday, 6 March 2017

Touchy Story

TOUCHY STORY

A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.

The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.

He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.

When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.

After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.

"The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"

Beloved, have you thanked God for His countless blessings today?

Have you thought about the cost of oxygen in the hospital? Yet, God has given us free oxygen (air) since we were born.

Can we not see that God is so gracious, merciful and full of compassion?

If you are truly grateful to God for your life, share this message with others, not because you expect a blessing but because you are grateful.

I'm grateful!!!

Sunday, 5 March 2017

Our Aims and Objectives

Our mission at SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY is to recognise that children have one chance in life and it is our aim that all children at  SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY provided with the opportunity to succeed to the best of their ability, to become happy, confident people with their own vision for the future.

The Aims of SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY

To create a learning community, where everyone works together in a supportive environment of mutual care, respect and consideration for each other.

To be a school providing an exciting, inclusive curriculum which equips children with the essential tools for life long, learning and achieving high standard.

To have high expectations of each child whilst, supporting and challenging them in order to fulfill their potential.

To be a school which advocates children experiencing the joy of discovery, solving problems and being creative across the curriculum

To develop the children’s self- confidence as resilient, resourceful, reciprocal and reflective learners.

To help each child to develop an inquiring mind; having the ability to question and argue rationally; and to use that ability in the application of tasks and skills.

To focus on providing a nurturing ethos for our children to mature socially and emotionally in our multi- ethnic society in Wales and with-in the wider world

To be committed to Equality of Opportunities for all.

To recognise and value parental rights to involvement in their children’s education through the development of close working relationships.

To make the school a part of the whole community and to develop strong and productive links with that community.

To celebrate cultural diversity; to have respect and tolerance for the individuality of others

To care for the environment and to be concerned about the wider world.

To collaborate with our all stakeholders to achieve the highest standards for our children, preparing them for their life journey in the 21 century - in our ever, changing world.
We want our children to enjoy school and have happy memories…!

HOW TO WRITE INFORMAL LETTERS IN ENGLISH

What is an Informal Letter?
An informal letter is a letter that is written in a personal fashion. You can write them to relatives or friends, but also really to anyone with whom you have a non-professional relationship with, although this doesn't exclude business partners or workers with whom you're friendly with either. There are different ways to carry out this type of letter depending on which country you're in. This article will address the English/American way.
We'll discuss the following elements:
address
date
opening
text / body / content
closing / end
signature

Address
Your personal address should be located at the top right corner of the page, since you do not always know if someone has your address in case they want to reply. Remember to also fill in your country of residence (if that is where you are writing from).
Example:
Street name and number: 33 Downing Street
Postal code and city: 7777 AS Amsterdam
Country: The Netherlands
Addressee:
The addressee or receiver's address is usually located on the front of the envelope. You can, however, also choose to place it at the top left of the letter, just below your own address.
Example:
Sur name, last name: John White
Street name and number: 21 Madison Road
Postal code, city: NP 194 Oxford
State or Province: Oxfordshire
Country: United Kingdom
Date
In a number of countries, people will insert the city where the letter is being written from. The English, however, do no such thing. The date is usually located below your own address. Simply leave one line below open, and insert the date. The month, day and year are the normal thing to mention. Sometimes even only the month and day will be sufficient. (Do not forget that in English, the months are spelled with capital letters.)
Example:
English letter: 22 November, 2011
American letter: November 22, 2011
Body
The contents of your letter should be written in a personal and friendly tone. However, it's important to adjust your use of language to the person you are writing to. A good way of assessing how you should write is to think about how you would interact with each other in real life. Also, the English and the Americans are fond of exchanging social niceties. For example, they like asking a few polite questions "How are you?" or "How was your holiday?" for example. In general, they are not as direct as most Europeans.
In the first paragraph of your body, you should state your reason for writing.
In the second and following paragraphs, expand on what you mentioned in the first paragraph.
In the final paragraphs, you can make some concluding remarks.

Opening
How do you address someone in English? This is fairly straightforward, and it is usually not as important as would be with a business or formal letter. However, there are still a few things that you should know about in terms of addressing someone properly in an informal latter.
First of all, in England there is no period after "Mr," but in American letters there is one.
Secondly, women are addressed as "Mrs." if they are married, and with "Ms." when they are not.
Examples:
This heavily depends on how well you know the person in question. Carefully consider your relationship with him or her. You could simply say: "Hi Richard," but it is always safer to just say "Dear Richard," (Never forget the comma!)
Sample Opening Sentences
Your opening should be casual, and not as stiff as they would be in business letters.
Examples:
How are you?
How have you been?
How is life treating you?
How are the kids?
I hope you are doing well
I hope you, Mike, and the kids are having a great time in. . .
Ending
Closing sentences examples:
I am looking forward to seeing you.
I can't wait to see you soon.
I can't wait to hear from you.
I am looking forward to hearing from you, I hope to be hearing from you soon.
See you soon.
Send my love to. . .
I hope you are doing well.
Give my regards to. . .
Signature
In terms of signing off, the choice is yours and you have a lot of freedom here. Here are some examples:
Best wishes,
Best,
Kindly,
Kind regards,
Best regards,
Lots of love,
Love,
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Pre-Written Examples
Below are some samples letters. You will see that they adhere to the same structure as discussed in this article. These will give you a better understanding of how the letters can be written.

Exercises on letter writing

Letter to a Friend Who is Hospitalised
Write a Letter to your Uncle living Abroad Requesting him to bring a new Pocket Size computer for You
Write a letter to Your Father Giving him News about Home
Write a Letter to Your Father Informing him About Your Studies and Requesting him to Send You some Money
Write a Letter to Your Younger Sister advising her about a Few which she must Read
Write a letter Dissuading him from Resorting to Unfair Means.
Write a Letter to Your friend Congratulating him on his Success in the Examination
Letter to Your friend Consoling him
Writer a Letter to Your Uncle Thanking him for the Gift he Sent you on Your Birthday
Write a Letter Persuading him to Appear in the Examination
Write a Letter to him Explaining your Conduct and Offering the Hand of Friendship Again
Write a Letter of Condolence to your Friend who has Lost his Mother
Write a Letter to Your Friend Inviting him to attend Your Birthday Party
Write a Reply to the Above Letter Refusing the invitation
Write a Letter to Your Younger Brother Advising him not to Neglect his Studies and to work Hard for the Annual Examination
Write a Letter to Your Younger Brother Advising him to Avoid Bad Company in School
Write a Letter to Your friend Telling him about Your Camping Trip
Write a Letter to your friend describing jow a strang dream you had, Came true Unexpectedly
Advising Your Friend
You are Residing in a Hostel. Write a letter to Your father giving Details of Your Monthly Expenditure
Your Friend has Recently Recovered from Illness. Write a Letter Asking him to come and Spend some time with you for Rest and Change
Write a Letter to your Brother Living in Another town Informing him about the Scooter Accident you Met with
You are Returning to your School Hostel, You are Traveling in the Train and stopped for some hours due to heavy floods. Write a letter to your Father Describing how you and your co- Passenger spent that time
Write a Letter to a friend Describing your Lonely Life in a Distant Place where you are Posted
Write a Reply Expressing your Inability to attend the any Function.
Write a letter to your parents stating the impression you have formed of the girl and her family.
Write a letter to your friend who is coming to stay with you during the autumn break informing him of the sight- seeing programme you have planned for him.
You have been asked by a pen- friend of yours of yours living in U.K to describe one of your festivals. Reply to him describing an important festival celebrated.
Write a letter to your uncle giving an account of his experiences.
Write a letter to your brother telling him how you collection money for drought relief.
Write a Letter to your sister pointing out the good and bad points of your school.
Write a Letter to your pen-friend & requesting him to participate in your elder brother's marriage mentioning some interesting events that would be part of the wedding celebrations.
Write a Letter to a stranger thanking him for sending you back the bag which you had lost.
Write a Letter to your younger brother advising to take part in games regularly.
Write a Letter to your Father who is Absent from home for some time, telling him the news about your home.
Write a Letter to your Father Explaining your Neglect of Studies.
Write a Letter to Your Friend Congratulating him on his approaching Marriage.
Write a Reply to the Above Letter.
Casual Letter to a Friend
Letter Asking for a Favor
Casual Letter to the Friend
Write a Letter Requesting an Informational Interview.
Letter Requesting an information Interview
Dinner Invitation
Invitation Letter
Invitation For a Press Conference
Invitation to Media to Attend the audit
Letter to Partners to an Information Meeting
Letter to the Organization to be Audited
Representation Letter
Letter of Thanks to the Organization

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