Monday, 13 March 2017

THE MENACE OF EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE

THE MENACE OF EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE

From the east to the west, north south the menace of examination malpractice is echoed in all the nooks and crannies of my country Nigeria. The disease has eaten deep at all levels of our educational system ranging from the tertiary institution down to the primary level. The malady seems incurable because virtually all citizens in one way or the other are involved in this educational malaise. The youths believe they cannot be successful in examinations without this malpractice which they have baptized with so many esoteric aliases as “symbiosis, mgbo, help, memory backup, mercenary, missiles, giraffing, dubbing, xeroxing etc”. The scourge has become the order of the day such that it takes a high degree of courage and a deep sense of patriotism for anyone to bother him or herself discussing it.
Examination malpractice is defined as a deliberate wrong doing contrary to official examination rules designed to place a candidate at an unfair advantage or disadvantage. It comes in different forms like the leakage of examination papers prior to examinations, impersonation, external assistance, writing the answers on the blackboard dictation during examinations, illegal candidates, electronic assistance using phones, pagers etc, smuggling whitepaper into the hall, reproduction of another candidate’s work with or without permission, inadequate spacing, lax supervision and inflation or reduction of a candidate’s original mark by those who grade the scripts.
Laziness, inadequate preparation for examinations, pupils not taking their studies seriously, indolence, depending on fraudulent means to make it without any hard work, and all of this is done with the support of unscrupulous parents and a corrupt system of national life. These are the root causes of this tragedy.
The malefactors involved in this societal evil include corrupt government officials, indulgent parents, guardians, teachers, lecturers, host communities of exam centers, traditional institutions, peer groups, security agents, school administrators and the mass media.
Examination malpractice has become a prolific business enterprise branded with the name of private examination centres aided and abetted by corrupt examination officials, supported by parents who will not allow their children to be left out from the Trojan gift of malpractice. The business is such that some individuals open up offices with the emblematic names of “Brain Trust, One Sitting, A- One at a glance, Good Success, Brightest Future etc”. They collect from the students exorbitant fees which are more than a 100% increase of the normal registration fee. They connive with the unscrupulous proprietors of some private schools who register these candidates. Also these private schools, consisting of two halls and two sets of pupils(JSS 3 and SS3) receive accreditation from the examination bodies, WAEC, NECO etc the same year in which they are opened with or without inspection. The exam officials of these bodies lobby to be sent to such private schools because they know that there they will receive a share of the national cake. The police who are meant to be the watch dogs of justice, after receiving their own settlement (bribe) turn out to be the abettors of this crime. Before the commencement of the exams, pastors and Imans are called upon to invoke their gods which is either the supernatural or the examination messiah (malpractice) to guard the students in their exams so that they can come out in flying colours by hook or crook. Thus, it’s obvious that all heads are involved in the circle of evil called malpractice.
Furthermore, it happens that even the angels eat beans. The latest statistics released by JAMB for 2007 UME shows that Ibadan was rated number one in malpractice. This is a city – Ibadan – which hosts the premier university, and is flooded with a high number of elites, academicians. Thus, when the so called elites could give out money for their children to be enrolled in such private centers then what do you expect from the illiterate business men in Onitsha main market who are easily swerved by their indolent children.
The progress of exam malpractice is such that nine-tenths of all students sitting for any exam engage in malpractice. In Anambra state, thousands of SSCE students leave the state to other states like Edo, Enugu, and Rivers states etc. in search of the examination messiah. Sometimes it happens that 70% of the public schools in Anambra State record a 90% failure in SSCE prompting the question of whether all the pupils in Anambra State are dunces, which would be strange because this is the same state that produced the likes of Philip Emeagwali the computer wizard, the veteran novelist Chinua Achebe, Oby Ezekwesili, Dora Akunyili etc. Thus this leads one to question the uncorrupt nature of the examination bodies. Also most students expelled from the tertiary institutions after 100 level are usually those with the highest scores in JAMB. What a contradiction.
This rudderless ship called examination malpractice whose destination is self destruction poses a great threat to the survival and sustainability of good quality education. This hydra headed monster will facilitate the enthronement of a mediocre, half-baked, incompetent and corrupt workforce ranging from quack doctors and pharmacists, and will lead to massive fraud in banks, the collapse of buildings, and the miscarriage of justice.
This malaria parasite ravaging our educational sector can only be eradicated by a national consciousness. Students should be assiduous and develop an interest towards learning rather than being lethargic to their bookwork.
Parents should have a genuine reason for every penny spent on their children’s education because any student who goes into school through the window will also be thrown out through the window either by rustication or expulsion. The examination bodies JAMB, WAEC, NECO, should be sanitized and employ officials of unquestionable character. Finger prints and photographs should be used as a part of security for the exam papers.
The government should pay more attention to our education because intellectual capital is the brain behind economic and sociopolitical growth in a country. Effective penalties should be introduced against those who carry out malpractices.
Finally, the success of the war against corruption will remain impossible if this deadly disease is not eradicated. A step taken now goes a long way to determine the future of our country since the youths are the leaders of tomorrow. Lets work together to sanitize our educational system, lets save our country, lets save our future.
Chinedu Ugwu is a final year student of Veterinary Medicine in the University of Ibadan, Nigeria.

Friday, 10 March 2017

Birthday Wishes

Birthdays are among the most celebrated events of our lives. It is always very special, and comes with a lot of gratitude, good wishes and hopes of better days ahead. May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer. This is just to introduce you to a list of sweet and happy birthday messages for friends and families.
Happy birthday wishes and messages
1. Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are. Happy Birthday.
2. You are my friend. You are always there for me, supporting me, encouraging me , listening to me and all those other things that friends do. Happy Birthday Friend.
3. Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
4. Thinking of you on your birthday, and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are, you deserve the best and nothing less.
5. So many candles for such a small cake? Happy Birthday.
6. A birthday is a most special day in one’s life. Enjoy yours to its fullest.
7. My birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you, not only on your special day, but always.
8. The advantage of old age is that you get to spread your love to many others.
9. Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy! Don’t ever change.
10. Have a wonderful, happy, healthy birthday now and forever. Happy Birthday!
11. Another year has passed, and let me just say how much we count on you, rather than count the years. I wish you a wonderful birthday.
12. Another year older, another year wiser. Well, at least you are growing up to be what you were meant to be – the hottest girl around. Happy Birthday, gorgeous.
13. Blowing out another candle should mean that you have lived another year of joy, and that you’ve made this world a better place. Make every day of your life, and every candle, count. Have a delightful birthday!
14. Happy Birthday!! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead. Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday, because you are a special, national treasure
15. May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
16. I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday.
17. On this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
18. They say that you can count your true friends on 1 hand – but not the candles on your birthday cake! 1Happybirthday
19. Celebrate your birthday today. Celebrate being Happy every day.
20. May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
21. Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person. May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams.
22. Because, today is a special day simply sending birthday wishes, wouldn’t do. So I’m sending you a day when all your dreams come true and, a year that means the most to you!
23. The sun is shining more brightly today as a way to wish you Happy Birthday.
24. Today, I wish for all of your dreams to come true as you walk on your life path. Count your blessings every day, and realize there are more than years in your life! Celebrate your day!
25. Good things happen to and for good people and you are definitely good people. Happy Birthday!
26. Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning, and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You’re a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!
27. Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had, not the mistakes you’ve made.
28. Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
29. Happy Birthday to a person that’s charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
30. Happy birthday! Enjoy this year and use it as a launchpad for your future!
31. Well, you are another year older and you haven’t changed a bit. That’s great because you are perfect just the way you are. Happy Birthday.
32. You are special and I hope that you float through the day with a big smile on your face. Happy Birthday!
33. Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
34. Happy Birthday!!! I hope this is the beginning of your greatest, most wonderful year ever!
35. Hey there! Sending birthday wishes your way for a beautiful year ahead. May your lucky stars continue to shine and make all of your dreams come true. Enjoy your day with all of the pleasures it has in store.
36. Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy Birthday.
37. Let the number of years you have lived not be a reminder of how old you are, but a medal of everything you have been through in life.
38. I hope that today is the beginning of another wonderful year for you. Happy Birthday.
Cute happy birthday messages
39. Whatever you may do on your birthday, may it bring you the happiness you deserve.
40. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Will you join me for the rest of your birthdays, darling? I can think of nothing I want more than that.
41. No matter how many birthday cake candles you’ve got lit, they’ll never light up my life like you do. Have a good one!
42. Don’t think of your birthday as getting another year older. Think of it as another year well spent with friends and family. I know am looking forward to the next year because we will get to spend it together. Here’s to you, my love.
43. Surround yourself with laughter and happiness on your birthday! That means you shouldn’t invite your mother-in-law over for the celebration.
44. You only get one wish per year, and that is today on your birthday. I hope you make a perfect wish and have a perfect and happy birthday!
45. Your birthday only comes once a year so make sure this is the most memorable one ever and have an amazing day!
46. Wishing a very happy birthday to the person that makes my life better every day just by being a part of it! Have a great day!
47. Today isn’t just another day. It’s your birthday so make sure it’s special and make it the best day of the year for you. Happy birthday!
48. I’ve known you for as long as I can remember and there’s no other person deserving of having a perfect day like you today. Make it a great birthday!
49. You’ve put a smile on my face so many times, I hope I can give you one in return on your big day. You’re sweet, cute, kind and so many other things. Being in your life is a blessing. Happy birthday, sweetie!
50. Vanilla, chocolate or marzipan too! No matter the flavor your cake comes in, it can’t ever taste better than you!
51.Your birthday is the start of another year with more surprise and joy around every corner. Unless you take the corner too quickly…in that case you might just get cake in your face.
52. I hope you have only the best surprises on your birthday! I can’t tell you what any of them are, of course, because then they wouldn’t be surprises anymore.
53. Here is wishing you great happiness and a joy that never ends even once your birthday is behind you. Birthdays are highlights, but that doesn’t mean the celebration of your life should end tomorrow. Enjoy who you are everyday because the rest of us do!
54. Been thinking about you this day, and I can’t get you out of my mind. What day is it anyway? Wow! It’s your birthday–delight yourself in it!
55. As you celebrate your 40th birthday, enjoy the memories of yesterday and plan to make many more in the following years.
56. To someone who is forever young, have a great day. Forget about the wrinkles, age spots, gray hairs and other things that come along with aging. Instead, look to your heart and act the age you feel. You’ll always be a kid inside and nothing can stop you!
57.Life is hard, but birthdays are good because I got a chance to give you a hug!
58. Words are too few to wish you a good birthday. It is your special day. Make it the best!
59.I’m sorry I can’t be there for your birthday, but my thoughts are always with you. Happy birthday to the world’s most amazing friend!
60. Happy birthday to one of my most dear friends on the entire planet! Hope you have a day as wonderful as you!
61. Just remember that age is only a number, and you make your age look great! Have a happy and joyous birthday!
62. Don’t judge your age on how long you’ve lived, but instead, focus on what you’ve accomplished and what lies ahead of you. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday messages for friends
63. I can always count on my best friend for a shoulder to lean on, so for your birthday, let’s get some drinks and celebrate. In return, I will be your shoulder to lean on at the end of the night.
64. Happy Birthday to the friend who has been there through it all. I don’t know where I would be without you. This is your special day, so let’s make it memorable!
65. Happy birthday to my best friend: the one who laughs at my jokes and cries with me during my heartaches. I love you, and will always be here for you.
66. Trouble is coming to the city, because it’s your birthday and we are going to celebrate a night on the town like there’s no tomorrow! Have a happy and fun-filled birthday, buddy!
67. I have been looking forward to your birthday just so I can drown you in gifts. Happy Birthday to the best friend a person could ever dream of having!
68.May the wind always be at your back, my friend! We will party on your birthday, because a friend like you deserves the best party you could ever want.
69. May all of your wishes come true this year. Happy Birthday to a wonderful person and friend! I hope many years of blessings follow you wherever you go!
70. Happy Birthday to the best person I know. Your integrity is to be admired, and your life is to be celebrated. Here’s to you, my friend!

Thursday, 9 March 2017

2017 WAEC TIME TABLE

20172018 Waec Timetable (Complete) Monday, 20th February to Tuesday, 21st March, 2017 Basketry 3 (Project Work)* Ceramics 3 (Project Work)* Graphic Design 3 (Project Work)* Jewellery 3 (Project Work)* Leatherwork 3 (Project Work)* Picture Making 3 (Project Work)* awajis.com Sculpture 3 (Project Work)* Textiles 3 (Project Work)* Date and time for each paper will be arranged by the Council ———————— Friday, 10th March 2017 Foods and Nutrition 3 (Practical) Planning Session - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs Home Management 3 (Practical) Planning Session - 11.00 hrs. – 12.00 hrs. ———————— Monday, 13th March to Thursday, 13th April, 2017 Arabic 3 (Oral) French 3 (Oral) Physical Education 3 (Performance Test) Clothing and Textiles 3 (Practical) Foods and Nutrition 3 (Practical) Home Management 3 (Practical) Music 3B (Performance Test) Date and time will be announced later. ———————— Thursday, 23rd March, 2017 Health Science 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.45 hrs. Health Education 3 (Alternative to Practical Work)** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.45 hrs. Woodwork 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Woodwork 3 (Practical) - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Fisheries (Alternative A) 2 (Essay)* - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative A) 1 (Objective)* - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative B) 2 (Essay)** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Fisheries (Alternative B) 1 (Objective)** - 15.00 hrs. – 15.40 hrs. ———————— Friday, 24th March, 2017 Arabic 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Arabic 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Further Mathematics/Mathematics (Elective) 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Further Mathematics/Mathematics (Elective) 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ————————

Monday, 27th March, 2017 Painting and Decorating 3 (Practical)** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Painting and Decorating 3 (Practical)** - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Electronics 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Electronics 1 (Objective) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Basic Electronics 2 (Essay)** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Basic Electronics 1 (Objective) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 28th March, 2017 Electronics 3 (Practical) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Electronics 3 (Practical) - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Basic Electronics 3 (Practical)** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. (1st Set) Basic Electronics 3 (Practical)** - 12.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Foods and Nutrition 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Foods and Nutrition 1 (Objective) - 09.45 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Home Management 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Home Management 1 (Objective) - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 29th March, 2017 History 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. History 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Metalwork 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Metalwork 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Principles of Cost Accounting 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Principles of Cost Accounting 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 30th March, 2017 Stenography 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.10 hrs. Stenography 1 (Objective) ** - 09.10 hrs. – 09.50 hrs. Science (Core) 2 (Essay) *** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Science (Core) 1 (Objective) *** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Integrated Science 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Integrated Science 1 (Objective) * - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Science (Core) 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) *** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Integrated Science 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Auto Electrical Works 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.00 hrs. Auto Electrical Works 1 (Objective) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. Air-conditioning and Refrigeration 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Air-conditioning and Refrigeration 1 (Objective) ** - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs.

Auto Body Repairs and Spray Painting 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Auto Body Repairs and Spray Painting 1 (Objective) ** - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. ———————— Friday 31st March, 2017 English Language 3 (Oral) */*** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.15 hrs. (1st Set) English Language 3 (Oral) */*** - 09.40 hrs. – 10.25 hrs. (2nd Set) Stenography 3 (Shorthand & Word Processing) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.08 hrs. Furniture Making 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Furniture Making 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. Automobile Parts Mechandising 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Automobile Parts Mechandising 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.20 hrs. Data Processing 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Data Processing 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Painting and Decorating 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Painting and Decorating 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. ———————— Monday 3rd April, 2017 Social Studies 2 (Essay) * - 08.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Hausa 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Hausa 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Igbo 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Igbo 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Yoruba 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Yoruba 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Edo 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Edo 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Efik 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Efik 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Ibibio 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Ibibio 1 (Objective) ** - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Engineering Science 2 (Essay) *** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.15 hrs. Engineering Science 1 (Objective) *** - 10.15 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Social Studies 1 (Objective) * - 13.00 hrs. – 13.50 hrs. Civic Education 2 (Essay) ** - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Civic Education 1 (Objective) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 4th April, 2017 Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. (1st Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 11.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. (2nd Set)

Physics 3 Alternative D (Alternative to Practical Work) **** - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. ———————— Waec Result Page - www.waecdirect.org Wednesday, 5th April, 2017 Literature-In-English 2 (Prose) - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Literature-In-English 1 (Objective) - 09.45 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 3 (Practical) * - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Crop Husbandry and Horticulture 3 (Practical) * - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Carpentry and Joinery 3 (Practical) ** - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (1st Set) Carpentry and Joinery 3 (Practical) ** - 13.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. (2nd Set) Upholstery 3 (Practical) ** - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (1st Set) Upholstery 3 (Practical) ** - 13.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. (2nd Set) Geography 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Geography 1 (Objective) - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Picture Making 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Picture Making 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 15.50 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 6th April, 2017 Shorthand - 08.30 hrs. – 09.45 hrs. Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 08.30 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. (1st Set) Physics 3 (Practical) (Alternative B) - 11.40 hrs. – 14.25 hrs. (2nd Set) Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 3 (Practical) * - 11.30 hrs. – 13.30 hrs. (1st Set) Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 3 (Practical) * - 14.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. (2nd Set) ———————— Friday, 7th April, 2017 Health Science 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Health Science 1 (Objective) - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Health Education 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Health Education 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Plumbing and Pipe Fitting 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Plumbing and Pipe Fitting 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Printing Craft Practice 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Printing Craft Practice 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 10.45 hrs. Radio, Television and Electronic Works 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 09.30 hrs. Radio, Television and Electronic Works 1 (Objective) ** - 09.30 hrs. – 10.15 hrs.

Welding and Fabrication Engineering Craft Practice 2 (Essay) ** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Welding and Fabrication Engineering Craft Practice 1 (Objective) ** - 10.00 hrs. – 11.00 hrs. Music 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Music 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Visual Art 2 (Essay) - 14.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Visual Art 1 (Objective) - 16.00 hrs. – 16.50 hrs. ———————— Monday, 10th April, 2017 Physics 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Physics 1 (Objectives) - 10.00 hrs. – 11.15 hrs. Geography 3 (Practical and Physical Geography) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.50 hrs. Forestry 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Forestry 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 11th April, 2017 Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. (1st Set) Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alternative A) - 11.00 hrs. – 13.00 hrs. (2nd Set) Chemistry 3 (Alternative D) (Alternative to Practical Work) **** - 08.30 hrs. – 10.00 hrs. Auto Mechanics 2 (Essay) - 13.00 hrs. – 14.30 hrs. Auto Mechanics 1 (Objective) - 14.30 hrs. – 15.30 hrs. ———————— Wednesday, 12th April, 2017 Government 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Government 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 2 (Essay) * - 13.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Information and Communication Technology (Elective) 1 (Objective) * - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. Computer Studies 2 (Essay) ** - 14.00 hrs. – 15.00 hrs. Computer Studies 1 (Objective) ** - 15.00 hrs. – 16.00 hrs. ———————— Thursday, 13th April, 2017 English Language 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. English Language 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. English Language 3 (Test of Orals) ** / **** - 14.00 hrs. – 14.45 hrs. ———————— Tuesday, 18th April, 2017 Christian Religious Studies 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs. Christian Religious Studies 1 (Objective) - 10.30 hrs. – 11.30 hrs. Islamic Studies 2 (Essay) - 08.30 hrs. – 10.30 hrs.

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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

12 Kinds of Pastors

*12 KINDS OF PASTOR

I have come to discover 12 kinds of Pastors that are visible in the Church today. *Though not all,* but these twelve represent majority of Pastors leading Churches today. I hope you can find *who you are* among these twelve descriptions.

*1. BUSINESSMEN PASTORS* (1 Timothy 6:35; Isaiah 56:10,11; 2:14).

*Description:* They are businessmen and women who see the ministry as *avenue to make money.* They function as the Chief Executive Officers of their Churches. The Church is run with business principles. Their major emphasis is *money, finance, prosperity and how to make it.* They are in absolute control of everything.

*Basic Motive:* Gain and profit. Their programmes are targeted at *how much money is realized.* They are using God’s name, the Church and the Bible to make money and enrich themselves.

*Demerits:* No heaven-mindedness, disciples and godliness. *They breed Christians who are greedy of gain, profit-oriented, thieves and crooks. They engage in lying, fantastic promises and spurious prophesies.* They apportion *Church position* to the highest bidder.

*Way Out:* True repentance, freedom from financial lucre and restoration of balanced truth to the church. Business Pastors have brought *much bad image* to the Church.

*2. FUNKY PASTOR* (2 Timothy 4:3, 4; Jeremiah 6:13)

*Description:* Worldly, carnal, ungodly Pastors *who watered down the gospel to please people.* They dress anyhow and they allow anything in the Church. They are immoral and sex-maniac who take advantage of people. Their messages are the *Church liberty, ministry on the broadways, easy way to heaven* and making you somebody in life.

*Basic Motives:* Keep the people happy. Don’t offend them by telling them the truth. They exert influence and power over people *in order to get their money.* Youth and  young people enjoy these kinds of Pastors.

*Demerits:* No mention of sin, evil, hell or righteousness.  *Their focus is miracle, blessing and  breakthroughs.* Secular talk shows are allowed. Immorality, extra-marital affairs and pre-marital sex are overlooked all in the belief that God is a loving God. Funky pastors have brought much shame to the Pastoral ministry and their name.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance and restitution, or else…

*3. VOCATIONAL PASTORS* (Ezekiel 34:2, 3)

*Description:* They are in the ministry, *not as a result of God’s call, but by the call of men.* They see pastoring as a hobby. They love the honour and respect being given to Pastors. *Tribal sentiments, ethnic bias, connection to authority, wealth, status and oratory power* are what was used to make them Pastors. Educational qualifications and greasing of palms also figure here.

*Basic Motive:* To rule over others and to be seen and respected by them. No vision, purpose and  commission from the Lord. They therefore lord themselves over the people, *using threats and  position to oppress those who are genuinely called.*

*Demerits:* They are not concerned with anyone or the Church once their position is secured. They lead Church backward through *secular management systems.* They don’t train, develop or empower  anyone. The Church is always malnourished and spiritually weak under such Pastors. Their ministrations are always devoid of God’s power and their sermons always make people sick. *Vocational or honorary Pastors have caused much havoc for the Church today.*

*Way Out:* Seek the face of God as to His plan for your life, resignation and functioning where God wants you.

*4. YESTERDAY’S PASTORS*

*Description:* They are called by the Lord, but *they are not in tune with the moves of God today.* They are holy, godly and righteous  but they are trapped in *yesterday’s ways* because they are ultra-conservative. Old tradition, dogma and doctrinal correctness is their forte. They spend only on their *one gift* to lead the Church, they detest learning and change.

*Basic Motive:* To survive and bring back old time religion. They are therefore prejudiced against growth, change and new strategies. They are good in hymnals, bell-ringing and order of service that has become routine and lifeless  today. Their relational skills are weak and very low.

*Demerits:* Lack of vision, purpose and direction in the Church. The work is backward; they are confused because changes that have occurred have left them behind. They therefore experience crisis, breakaway, stagnation and  backdoor losses.They do everything in the Church because they don’t trust anybody. They are skeptic of people and change. Pastors of yesterday usually don’t know the new moves of God for today; because they are too busy looking at yesterday.

*Way Out:* Change, personal growth, disabused mindset and new focus of the move of God today.

*5. POLITICAL PASTORS* (Jeremiah 10:21; Jeremiah 23:11; Micah 3:11)

*Description:* They were once Servants of the Lord, but are now backslidded. *They no longer have time to preach, pray, nourish people and prepare them for heaven.* All their time is taken up with meetings upon meetings. They have become servants of the people. Bad friends, economic hardship  and strange teachings have changed them.

*Basic Motive:* To make it, *either by force or by fire.* They therefore engage in Church politics. They become cunning, crafty, arm-twisting and they can speak from both sides of the mouth. Their strategic closeness to Church authority make them to determine the transfer, promotion, discipline  and suspension of other Pastors that are many times better than them. Character assassination is their modus–operandi.

*Demerits:* Their Churches always suffer because they are not always around due to frequent meetings. *They are spiritually dry, unable to get fresh insight from God* and the Church suffers spiritually. They get involve in scandals which they use for their *political manouvering* to cover up. Political Pastors needs to return back to the Lord, or else…

*Way Out:* Remember where you have fallen, repent and return back to the Lord. Stop Church politics and concentrate on the primary job of pastoring, leading, nourishing andpreparing people for heaven.

*6. OCCULTIC PASTORS* (Revelation 2:20,24: Revelation 3:9)

*Description:* These are the people who have no business being in the ministry, but they are there all the same. *Some are former occult practitioners* who claim to be born-again, while *others are herbalists and magicians* who decide to hood-wink people by modernizing as Pastors. They live double lives. They appear to eat at the Lord’s table but also deal with the devil in secret. They use means and demonic power to perform spurious miracles.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is gain, power and control over people. They therefore use candles, coconut, incense, salt, kolanut, sponge, soaps, special baths and native roots as “prayer support.” They engage in fake vision, false prophecy and spurious miracles. They read the sixth and seventh books of Moses. They are usually polygamous  and womanizers.

*Demerits:* Using other means to ‘Jazz’ up the work so that crowds can come; people under bondage and oppression; making people sure children of hell; immorality thrives; witchcraft and calamities in Churches; people dying and losing their destiny in such Churches. Oppressive air of bondage will be thick. No form of godly spirituality among the people. *Occultic Pastors will always be exposed by their traits and they will lose their ministries sooner or later.*

*Way Out:* True repentance and knowing the Lord afresh, turning away from synagogue of Satan.

*7. SHALLOW PASTORS* (Zephaniah 3:4)

*Description:* These are proud, garrulous, self-centered and self-willed Pastors. They are islands; too busy to attend conferences or seminars or listen to anybody’s tape. They believe that everyone should learn from them but they cannot learn from others. Their anointing has grown to the extent that they don’t need to read the Bible everyday, have time of prayer and fast unto the Lord.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is to succeed in ministry financially, materially and  socially. They therefore spend Church money to buy *expensive shoes, clothing, cars and properties.* They have nothing to really give to people spiritually. *They thrive on stories, noise, demonstrations, pushing people and mimicked styles and  prophecies.* Their sermon dwell on their worth, wealth and fame.

*Demerits:* People are fed half truths, lies, motivational talks. They are always on the move, have nothing really to share and give to the people. The people are therefore largely unsaved, canal, sinful, ungodly and religious. They therefore move away to where the grass is green and the water is still. Shallow Pastors will always lose serious Christians to other Churches.

*Way Out:* Return to the Lord, load yourself and prepare to feed people with balanced diet of the Word.

*8. MINISTRY PASTORS*

*Description:* These are ministry-focused Pastors. *They are committed to and consumed by the work of the ministry.* In their order of priorities, ministry is number one and everything else takes secondary position. *These Pastors neglect their families, children and personal lives* in the name of doing ministry. Their children are wayward, bitter, uncatered for, angry and unconverted. Their wives are miserable, frustrated, neglected; feel cheated and lonely.

*Basic Motives:* To fulfill their ministry irrespective of anything or anybody. Their desire is to prove themselves and the readiness to neglect everything for the ministry. *They move from crusade to  revivals, from prayer mountains to special seminars.* They are too spiritual to play, pray, enjoy and relax with their wives, children and family,  because sinners are perishing. They are always in a hurry.

*Demerits:* They experience divorce, have wayward children, unsettled homes and unfulfilled ministry. Their wives become demonized or engage in extra–marital affairs due to frequent absence and lack of care. *Pastors that give ministry the number one priority above their God, home and personal development will always experience crisis, breakaway and being forsaken by the Lord.* Lack of peace, progress and tranquility, both in the Church and personal lives will always be the outcome of the mistake of putting ministry before God and your family. Ministry Pastors will always experience burn out and frustration in ministry.

*Way Out:* Return back to the Lord. Make your God and family as number one and two, and ministry as number three.

*9. SICK PASTORS* (Revelation 3:14-19)

*Description:*  physically okay but *spiritually sick.* Sick because they don’t know the Lord, they are sinful, ungodly, evil, immoral and wicked. Though they sometimes find themselves leading large congregations, yet, they preach the Jesus they have not met. They only use their spiritual activities to cover their spiritual nakedness.

*Basic Motives:* They don’t know why they are in the ministry. They want to be like the Jones and  Joneses. They are copycats. They struggle with sin, evil and low self-image. They take out their anger, sin and frustration on the people. *They are sick because they lack basic leadership skill.* They are sick because they are not good examples and role model to follow. They are sick because they operate under curse and  disobedience.

*Demerits:* Destroyed lives of people under them; carnal, covetous, stinginess, unforgiving spirit, and readiness to curse and destroy people who dare question their ungodly activities. They usually kill Churches and cause stagnation by making the saints to sin and backslide. Sick Pastors will always produce sick Churches that will find growth very difficult and stagnation very easy.

*Way Out:* Repent, seek the Lord, apologize and do a new work.

*10. WOUNDED PASTORS*

*Description:* They have experienced back-stabbing, disappointment and calamities in ministry. Their work has dealt them a hard blow. Through some mistakes and  ignorance, they have been wounded in ministry. They are therefore bitter, sad, hurting and hateful in the ministry.

*Basic Motive:* Vengeance, retribution and survival. They have been wounded by sin, devil, people, partners, colleagues and  members. Some have lost wives, husbands, children, names, properties and health in the course of doing ministry. Some have deep pain due to betrayal by mentors, leaders, associates and spouses. And the wound is fresh and new.

*Demerits:* Bleeding hearts, hurtful feelings, lack of trust, discouragements, frustration and quitting the ministry. They don’t help anybody in the ministry again and they are always skeptical of people’s intentions. The unforgiveness in their hearts hinder the flow of God’s spirit in them. As long as you don’t allow the Lord to heal you, your Church will always suffer the hangover of your wounded heart.

*Way Out:* Release the past; handover your hurts unto the Lord and march on in faith. Forgive and  forbear.

*11.  TECHNOLOGY PASTORS*

*Description:* They are Pastors on the move, who are always on the fast lane of life. Moving from city to city, nation to nation,  making money at the expense of the souls under them. They spend weeks away from the Church. They junket from place to place in the name of doing ministry while the Church at home is dying and scattering. They monitor by means of audio and video messages of sermons.

*Basic Motive:* Money, pleasure and properties. They use God to better their lot in life. Their living standard is above the income of their Church. They always travel for ministration and business deals. While traveling, they continue to monitor the Church through phone, emails, websites, phone-in-conference. They use these technologies to conduct services on Sunday and at vigils. In some cases, they stay permanently abroad and control the Church from there.

*Demerits:* Their associates are not trusted; they are given responsibilities without authority. The Church goes through turmoil, murmuring and lack of care, nurture and  empowering. Such Pastors lose their Churches, their people and they eventually capitulate to the God of mammon, pleasure and fame. They lose their God and their ministry. *God usually replace them with capable people* who have a heart for things of eternal value.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance, restoration and rediscovering the basic purpose of ministry.

*12.  GROWING PASTORS*

*Description:* Very few, but these are Pastors after God’s heart. They are called and commissioned by the Lord. They pursue a god-given vision.They display high integrity, character, godliness and a heart for things of eternal value. They are not perfect, but growing everyday. They are balanced, learning,  open to change and full of the Holy Spirit.

*Basic Motive:* They desire to make impact for God. They want to see lives, families, nations and cities transformed for the Lord. They have no personal empire to build; rather they want to extend the frontiers of God’s kingdom throughout the whole world. They see ministry as opportunity to serve, help and empower others. They de-emphasize money, gain and pleasure.

*Strengths:* They  invest in people; sharpen their  leadership skills; maintain good relational skills; work over their weaknesses, build godly character; empower, equip and enable others to rise up to their highest potentials. They are not threatened by the gift of others. They speak the truth with grace and seek to disciple everyone for the Lord. They ensure that the Church is built on the truth, undiluted and balanced Word of God. They Pastor growing Churches where the people are genuine Christians that continually grow in the things of the Lord. They raise leaders and equip them to carry on the work of God.

*Results:* Good, great and growing Churches that will go on to affect things positively for God.

*CONCLUSION*

From these descriptions of twelve kinds of pastors, you can see that *only one* can really lead the Church to true and sustainable growth. This is the reason why majority of our Churches are sick, stagnant, crisis–ridden and are dying today because they are being pastored by the wrong kind of pastors.

*Where are you? You can repent and change today to be a growing Pastor in all ramifications so as to lead the Church into the future.

Thank you.
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*12 KINDS OF PASTOR

I have come to discover 12 kinds of Pastors that are visible in the Church today. *Though not all,* but these twelve represent majority of Pastors leading Churches today. I hope you can find *who you are* among these twelve descriptions.

*1. BUSINESSMEN PASTORS* (1 Timothy 6:35; Isaiah 56:10,11; 2:14).

*Description:* They are businessmen and women who see the ministry as *avenue to make money.* They function as the Chief Executive Officers of their Churches. The Church is run with business principles. Their major emphasis is *money, finance, prosperity and how to make it.* They are in absolute control of everything.

*Basic Motive:* Gain and profit. Their programmes are targeted at *how much money is realized.* They are using God’s name, the Church and the Bible to make money and enrich themselves.

*Demerits:* No heaven-mindedness, disciples and godliness. *They breed Christians who are greedy of gain, profit-oriented, thieves and crooks. They engage in lying, fantastic promises and spurious prophesies.* They apportion *Church position* to the highest bidder.

*Way Out:* True repentance, freedom from financial lucre and restoration of balanced truth to the church. Business Pastors have brought *much bad image* to the Church.

*2. FUNKY PASTOR* (2 Timothy 4:3, 4; Jeremiah 6:13)

*Description:* Worldly, carnal, ungodly Pastors *who watered down the gospel to please people.* They dress anyhow and they allow anything in the Church. They are immoral and sex-maniac who take advantage of people. Their messages are the *Church liberty, ministry on the broadways, easy way to heaven* and making you somebody in life.

*Basic Motives:* Keep the people happy. Don’t offend them by telling them the truth. They exert influence and power over people *in order to get their money.* Youth and  young people enjoy these kinds of Pastors.

*Demerits:* No mention of sin, evil, hell or righteousness.  *Their focus is miracle, blessing and  breakthroughs.* Secular talk shows are allowed. Immorality, extra-marital affairs and pre-marital sex are overlooked all in the belief that God is a loving God. Funky pastors have brought much shame to the Pastoral ministry and their name.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance and restitution, or else…

*3. VOCATIONAL PASTORS* (Ezekiel 34:2, 3)

*Description:* They are in the ministry, *not as a result of God’s call, but by the call of men.* They see pastoring as a hobby. They love the honour and respect being given to Pastors. *Tribal sentiments, ethnic bias, connection to authority, wealth, status and oratory power* are what was used to make them Pastors. Educational qualifications and greasing of palms also figure here.

*Basic Motive:* To rule over others and to be seen and respected by them. No vision, purpose and  commission from the Lord. They therefore lord themselves over the people, *using threats and  position to oppress those who are genuinely called.*

*Demerits:* They are not concerned with anyone or the Church once their position is secured. They lead Church backward through *secular management systems.* They don’t train, develop or empower  anyone. The Church is always malnourished and spiritually weak under such Pastors. Their ministrations are always devoid of God’s power and their sermons always make people sick. *Vocational or honorary Pastors have caused much havoc for the Church today.*

*Way Out:* Seek the face of God as to His plan for your life, resignation and functioning where God wants you.

*4. YESTERDAY’S PASTORS*

*Description:* They are called by the Lord, but *they are not in tune with the moves of God today.* They are holy, godly and righteous  but they are trapped in *yesterday’s ways* because they are ultra-conservative. Old tradition, dogma and doctrinal correctness is their forte. They spend only on their *one gift* to lead the Church, they detest learning and change.

*Basic Motive:* To survive and bring back old time religion. They are therefore prejudiced against growth, change and new strategies. They are good in hymnals, bell-ringing and order of service that has become routine and lifeless  today. Their relational skills are weak and very low.

*Demerits:* Lack of vision, purpose and direction in the Church. The work is backward; they are confused because changes that have occurred have left them behind. They therefore experience crisis, breakaway, stagnation and  backdoor losses.They do everything in the Church because they don’t trust anybody. They are skeptic of people and change. Pastors of yesterday usually don’t know the new moves of God for today; because they are too busy looking at yesterday.

*Way Out:* Change, personal growth, disabused mindset and new focus of the move of God today.

*5. POLITICAL PASTORS* (Jeremiah 10:21; Jeremiah 23:11; Micah 3:11)

*Description:* They were once Servants of the Lord, but are now backslidded. *They no longer have time to preach, pray, nourish people and prepare them for heaven.* All their time is taken up with meetings upon meetings. They have become servants of the people. Bad friends, economic hardship  and strange teachings have changed them.

*Basic Motive:* To make it, *either by force or by fire.* They therefore engage in Church politics. They become cunning, crafty, arm-twisting and they can speak from both sides of the mouth. Their strategic closeness to Church authority make them to determine the transfer, promotion, discipline  and suspension of other Pastors that are many times better than them. Character assassination is their modus–operandi.

*Demerits:* Their Churches always suffer because they are not always around due to frequent meetings. *They are spiritually dry, unable to get fresh insight from God* and the Church suffers spiritually. They get involve in scandals which they use for their *political manouvering* to cover up. Political Pastors needs to return back to the Lord, or else…

*Way Out:* Remember where you have fallen, repent and return back to the Lord. Stop Church politics and concentrate on the primary job of pastoring, leading, nourishing andpreparing people for heaven.

*6. OCCULTIC PASTORS* (Revelation 2:20,24: Revelation 3:9)

*Description:* These are the people who have no business being in the ministry, but they are there all the same. *Some are former occult practitioners* who claim to be born-again, while *others are herbalists and magicians* who decide to hood-wink people by modernizing as Pastors. They live double lives. They appear to eat at the Lord’s table but also deal with the devil in secret. They use means and demonic power to perform spurious miracles.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is gain, power and control over people. They therefore use candles, coconut, incense, salt, kolanut, sponge, soaps, special baths and native roots as “prayer support.” They engage in fake vision, false prophecy and spurious miracles. They read the sixth and seventh books of Moses. They are usually polygamous  and womanizers.

*Demerits:* Using other means to ‘Jazz’ up the work so that crowds can come; people under bondage and oppression; making people sure children of hell; immorality thrives; witchcraft and calamities in Churches; people dying and losing their destiny in such Churches. Oppressive air of bondage will be thick. No form of godly spirituality among the people. *Occultic Pastors will always be exposed by their traits and they will lose their ministries sooner or later.*

*Way Out:* True repentance and knowing the Lord afresh, turning away from synagogue of Satan.

*7. SHALLOW PASTORS* (Zephaniah 3:4)

*Description:* These are proud, garrulous, self-centered and self-willed Pastors. They are islands; too busy to attend conferences or seminars or listen to anybody’s tape. They believe that everyone should learn from them but they cannot learn from others. Their anointing has grown to the extent that they don’t need to read the Bible everyday, have time of prayer and fast unto the Lord.

*Basic Motives:* Their motive is to succeed in ministry financially, materially and  socially. They therefore spend Church money to buy *expensive shoes, clothing, cars and properties.* They have nothing to really give to people spiritually. *They thrive on stories, noise, demonstrations, pushing people and mimicked styles and  prophecies.* Their sermon dwell on their worth, wealth and fame.

*Demerits:* People are fed half truths, lies, motivational talks. They are always on the move, have nothing really to share and give to the people. The people are therefore largely unsaved, canal, sinful, ungodly and religious. They therefore move away to where the grass is green and the water is still. Shallow Pastors will always lose serious Christians to other Churches.

*Way Out:* Return to the Lord, load yourself and prepare to feed people with balanced diet of the Word.

*8. MINISTRY PASTORS*

*Description:* These are ministry-focused Pastors. *They are committed to and consumed by the work of the ministry.* In their order of priorities, ministry is number one and everything else takes secondary position. *These Pastors neglect their families, children and personal lives* in the name of doing ministry. Their children are wayward, bitter, uncatered for, angry and unconverted. Their wives are miserable, frustrated, neglected; feel cheated and lonely.

*Basic Motives:* To fulfill their ministry irrespective of anything or anybody. Their desire is to prove themselves and the readiness to neglect everything for the ministry. *They move from crusade to  revivals, from prayer mountains to special seminars.* They are too spiritual to play, pray, enjoy and relax with their wives, children and family,  because sinners are perishing. They are always in a hurry.

*Demerits:* They experience divorce, have wayward children, unsettled homes and unfulfilled ministry. Their wives become demonized or engage in extra–marital affairs due to frequent absence and lack of care. *Pastors that give ministry the number one priority above their God, home and personal development will always experience crisis, breakaway and being forsaken by the Lord.* Lack of peace, progress and tranquility, both in the Church and personal lives will always be the outcome of the mistake of putting ministry before God and your family. Ministry Pastors will always experience burn out and frustration in ministry.

*Way Out:* Return back to the Lord. Make your God and family as number one and two, and ministry as number three.

*9. SICK PASTORS* (Revelation 3:14-19)

*Description:*  physically okay but *spiritually sick.* Sick because they don’t know the Lord, they are sinful, ungodly, evil, immoral and wicked. Though they sometimes find themselves leading large congregations, yet, they preach the Jesus they have not met. They only use their spiritual activities to cover their spiritual nakedness.

*Basic Motives:* They don’t know why they are in the ministry. They want to be like the Jones and  Joneses. They are copycats. They struggle with sin, evil and low self-image. They take out their anger, sin and frustration on the people. *They are sick because they lack basic leadership skill.* They are sick because they are not good examples and role model to follow. They are sick because they operate under curse and  disobedience.

*Demerits:* Destroyed lives of people under them; carnal, covetous, stinginess, unforgiving spirit, and readiness to curse and destroy people who dare question their ungodly activities. They usually kill Churches and cause stagnation by making the saints to sin and backslide. Sick Pastors will always produce sick Churches that will find growth very difficult and stagnation very easy.

*Way Out:* Repent, seek the Lord, apologize and do a new work.

*10. WOUNDED PASTORS*

*Description:* They have experienced back-stabbing, disappointment and calamities in ministry. Their work has dealt them a hard blow. Through some mistakes and  ignorance, they have been wounded in ministry. They are therefore bitter, sad, hurting and hateful in the ministry.

*Basic Motive:* Vengeance, retribution and survival. They have been wounded by sin, devil, people, partners, colleagues and  members. Some have lost wives, husbands, children, names, properties and health in the course of doing ministry. Some have deep pain due to betrayal by mentors, leaders, associates and spouses. And the wound is fresh and new.

*Demerits:* Bleeding hearts, hurtful feelings, lack of trust, discouragements, frustration and quitting the ministry. They don’t help anybody in the ministry again and they are always skeptical of people’s intentions. The unforgiveness in their hearts hinder the flow of God’s spirit in them. As long as you don’t allow the Lord to heal you, your Church will always suffer the hangover of your wounded heart.

*Way Out:* Release the past; handover your hurts unto the Lord and march on in faith. Forgive and  forbear.

*11.  TECHNOLOGY PASTORS*

*Description:* They are Pastors on the move, who are always on the fast lane of life. Moving from city to city, nation to nation,  making money at the expense of the souls under them. They spend weeks away from the Church. They junket from place to place in the name of doing ministry while the Church at home is dying and scattering. They monitor by means of audio and video messages of sermons.

*Basic Motive:* Money, pleasure and properties. They use God to better their lot in life. Their living standard is above the income of their Church. They always travel for ministration and business deals. While traveling, they continue to monitor the Church through phone, emails, websites, phone-in-conference. They use these technologies to conduct services on Sunday and at vigils. In some cases, they stay permanently abroad and control the Church from there.

*Demerits:* Their associates are not trusted; they are given responsibilities without authority. The Church goes through turmoil, murmuring and lack of care, nurture and  empowering. Such Pastors lose their Churches, their people and they eventually capitulate to the God of mammon, pleasure and fame. They lose their God and their ministry. *God usually replace them with capable people* who have a heart for things of eternal value.

*Way Out:* Genuine repentance, restoration and rediscovering the basic purpose of ministry.

*12.  GROWING PASTORS*

*Description:* Very few, but these are Pastors after God’s heart. They are called and commissioned by the Lord. They pursue a god-given vision.They display high integrity, character, godliness and a heart for things of eternal value. They are not perfect, but growing everyday. They are balanced, learning,  open to change and full of the Holy Spirit.

*Basic Motive:* They desire to make impact for God. They want to see lives, families, nations and cities transformed for the Lord. They have no personal empire to build; rather they want to extend the frontiers of God’s kingdom throughout the whole world. They see ministry as opportunity to serve, help and empower others. They de-emphasize money, gain and pleasure.

*Strengths:* They  invest in people; sharpen their  leadership skills; maintain good relational skills; work over their weaknesses, build godly character; empower, equip and enable others to rise up to their highest potentials. They are not threatened by the gift of others. They speak the truth with grace and seek to disciple everyone for the Lord. They ensure that the Church is built on the truth, undiluted and balanced Word of God. They Pastor growing Churches where the people are genuine Christians that continually grow in the things of the Lord. They raise leaders and equip them to carry on the work of God.

*Results:* Good, great and growing Churches that will go on to affect things positively for God.

*CONCLUSION*

From these descriptions of twelve kinds of pastors, you can see that *only one* can really lead the Church to true and sustainable growth. This is the reason why majority of our Churches are sick, stagnant, crisis–ridden and are dying today because they are being pastored by the wrong kind of pastors.

*Where are you?Where is your Pastor ? You can repent and change today to be a growing  end time  Pastor

Thank you.

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Health Matters

Please inform Family Members in Nigeria

VERY IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION. There is a huge volume of imported dangerous recycled cooking oil in circulation now in Nigeria. How to determine if a cooking oil is recycled oil. " place your cooking oil in the fridge for about 2 hours, if there is whitish bubbles or foaming, you know then it is made from recycled oil waste materials. We need to spread the news to our loved ones. The simple test 2: Put a clove of garlic when frying vegetables, if the garlic turns red, that means the toxic level of recycled Oil is very high. Garlic will remain white if the oil is of good quality. Doctors have stressed that if all recipients of this messages forward the same, we will help restore someone's health! Please spread the good news, do not leave the message in the box.

Jesupemi

SALARY!!....

Research had it that the poorest groups of people in the world are Salary earners. They live in a vicious cycle of poverty. Salary is continuously being awaited every month and any slight delay brings about heartbreaking anxiety and disappointment.

Salary alone cannot solve your money problems. You need a Secondary Source of income to balance.

Salary is the MEDICINE for managing POVERTY, it doesn't CURE it. Only your BUSINESS or INVESTMENT Cures Poverty.

The difference between those beggars on the street and salary earners is one month salary. Truncate the flow of their salary for one month and you would realized majority belong to the lower class. 

I therefore urge every one of us to have FINANCIAL EDUCATION  DEVELOP FINANCIAL STRATEGIES ,   be FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT and delve into entrepreneurship because Salary is a lifetime disappointment.
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Salary

SALARY!!....

Research had it that the poorest groups of people in the world are Salary earners. They live in a vicious cycle of poverty. Salary is continuously being awaited every month and any slight delay brings about heartbreaking anxiety and disappointment.

Salary alone cannot solve your money problems. You need a Secondary Source of income to balance.

Salary is the MEDICINE for managing POVERTY, it doesn't CURE it. Only your BUSINESS or INVESTMENT Cures Poverty.

The difference between those beggars on the street and salary earners is one month salary. Truncate the flow of their salary for one month and you would realized majority belong to the lower class. 

I therefore urge every one of us to have FINANCIAL EDUCATION  DEVELOP FINANCIAL STRATEGIES ,   be FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT and delve into entrepreneurship because Salary is a lifetime disappointment.
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Monday, 6 March 2017

Touchy Story

TOUCHY STORY

A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.

The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.

He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.

When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.

After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.

"The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"

Beloved, have you thanked God for His countless blessings today?

Have you thought about the cost of oxygen in the hospital? Yet, God has given us free oxygen (air) since we were born.

Can we not see that God is so gracious, merciful and full of compassion?

If you are truly grateful to God for your life, share this message with others, not because you expect a blessing but because you are grateful.

I'm grateful!!!

Sunday, 5 March 2017

Our Aims and Objectives

Our mission at SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY is to recognise that children have one chance in life and it is our aim that all children at  SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY provided with the opportunity to succeed to the best of their ability, to become happy, confident people with their own vision for the future.

The Aims of SCHOLARS WORLD ACADEMY

To create a learning community, where everyone works together in a supportive environment of mutual care, respect and consideration for each other.

To be a school providing an exciting, inclusive curriculum which equips children with the essential tools for life long, learning and achieving high standard.

To have high expectations of each child whilst, supporting and challenging them in order to fulfill their potential.

To be a school which advocates children experiencing the joy of discovery, solving problems and being creative across the curriculum

To develop the children’s self- confidence as resilient, resourceful, reciprocal and reflective learners.

To help each child to develop an inquiring mind; having the ability to question and argue rationally; and to use that ability in the application of tasks and skills.

To focus on providing a nurturing ethos for our children to mature socially and emotionally in our multi- ethnic society in Wales and with-in the wider world

To be committed to Equality of Opportunities for all.

To recognise and value parental rights to involvement in their children’s education through the development of close working relationships.

To make the school a part of the whole community and to develop strong and productive links with that community.

To celebrate cultural diversity; to have respect and tolerance for the individuality of others

To care for the environment and to be concerned about the wider world.

To collaborate with our all stakeholders to achieve the highest standards for our children, preparing them for their life journey in the 21 century - in our ever, changing world.
We want our children to enjoy school and have happy memories…!

HOW TO WRITE INFORMAL LETTERS IN ENGLISH

What is an Informal Letter?
An informal letter is a letter that is written in a personal fashion. You can write them to relatives or friends, but also really to anyone with whom you have a non-professional relationship with, although this doesn't exclude business partners or workers with whom you're friendly with either. There are different ways to carry out this type of letter depending on which country you're in. This article will address the English/American way.
We'll discuss the following elements:
address
date
opening
text / body / content
closing / end
signature

Address
Your personal address should be located at the top right corner of the page, since you do not always know if someone has your address in case they want to reply. Remember to also fill in your country of residence (if that is where you are writing from).
Example:
Street name and number: 33 Downing Street
Postal code and city: 7777 AS Amsterdam
Country: The Netherlands
Addressee:
The addressee or receiver's address is usually located on the front of the envelope. You can, however, also choose to place it at the top left of the letter, just below your own address.
Example:
Sur name, last name: John White
Street name and number: 21 Madison Road
Postal code, city: NP 194 Oxford
State or Province: Oxfordshire
Country: United Kingdom
Date
In a number of countries, people will insert the city where the letter is being written from. The English, however, do no such thing. The date is usually located below your own address. Simply leave one line below open, and insert the date. The month, day and year are the normal thing to mention. Sometimes even only the month and day will be sufficient. (Do not forget that in English, the months are spelled with capital letters.)
Example:
English letter: 22 November, 2011
American letter: November 22, 2011
Body
The contents of your letter should be written in a personal and friendly tone. However, it's important to adjust your use of language to the person you are writing to. A good way of assessing how you should write is to think about how you would interact with each other in real life. Also, the English and the Americans are fond of exchanging social niceties. For example, they like asking a few polite questions "How are you?" or "How was your holiday?" for example. In general, they are not as direct as most Europeans.
In the first paragraph of your body, you should state your reason for writing.
In the second and following paragraphs, expand on what you mentioned in the first paragraph.
In the final paragraphs, you can make some concluding remarks.

Opening
How do you address someone in English? This is fairly straightforward, and it is usually not as important as would be with a business or formal letter. However, there are still a few things that you should know about in terms of addressing someone properly in an informal latter.
First of all, in England there is no period after "Mr," but in American letters there is one.
Secondly, women are addressed as "Mrs." if they are married, and with "Ms." when they are not.
Examples:
This heavily depends on how well you know the person in question. Carefully consider your relationship with him or her. You could simply say: "Hi Richard," but it is always safer to just say "Dear Richard," (Never forget the comma!)
Sample Opening Sentences
Your opening should be casual, and not as stiff as they would be in business letters.
Examples:
How are you?
How have you been?
How is life treating you?
How are the kids?
I hope you are doing well
I hope you, Mike, and the kids are having a great time in. . .
Ending
Closing sentences examples:
I am looking forward to seeing you.
I can't wait to see you soon.
I can't wait to hear from you.
I am looking forward to hearing from you, I hope to be hearing from you soon.
See you soon.
Send my love to. . .
I hope you are doing well.
Give my regards to. . .
Signature
In terms of signing off, the choice is yours and you have a lot of freedom here. Here are some examples:
Best wishes,
Best,
Kindly,
Kind regards,
Best regards,
Lots of love,
Love,
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Pre-Written Examples
Below are some samples letters. You will see that they adhere to the same structure as discussed in this article. These will give you a better understanding of how the letters can be written.